Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
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What goes up and never
comes down?
Your age.
What's the greatest
worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
What's long and thin, covered
in skin; red in parts, and put in
tarts?
Rhubarb.
What has feet and legs, and
nothing else?
Stockings
What is the moon worth?
$1, because it has 4 quarters.
What grows when it eats, but
dies when it drinks?
A candle.
What stays where it is when it
goes off?
An alarm clock
You heard me before, yet you hear
me again. Then I die, 'til you call me
again. What am I?
An echo
There is a man standing over a
dead body in a coffin, and another
man walks in and asks, who's in the
coffin. The first man replies,
brothers and sisters, I have none,
but this man's father is my fathers
son. Who's in the coffin?
His son
There are 2 guards. One tells the truth and
one lies. There are also 2 doors. One
leads to Heaven and the other leads to the
devils playground. One guard is in front
of each door. You can only ask the guards
ONE question and you have to ask the
same question to both guards. What you
are trying to find out is which door leads
to Heaven and which door leads to the
devil's playground.
Ask each one "What will the other one say is the
door to heaven?" They should answer the same.
Go in the opposite door they say.
Two boxers are in a boxing
match (regular boxing, not kick
boxing). The fight is scheduled
for 12 rounds but ends after 6
rounds, after one boxer knocks
out the other boxer. Yet no man
throws a punch. How is this
possible?
They were women boxing.
